Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Rastafarian Pizza Delivery

Rastafarian Pizza Delivery 
I was at the doctor's office yesterday and waiting for the Para-transit bus to arrive and take me back home when I saw a guy from across the parking lot obviously delivering pizza. He looked to be in his early 20s but it was hard to tell because he was very tall, very skinny, had dreadlocks down to his waist and his pizza delivery cap was covering his face.

 Now this kid is a white, certainly not from Jamaica and his Rasta hair was only thick enough for two thin braids tied tightly together with a rubber band behind his head.  God strike me down if I were to place a judgment on this guy but I sure hope he wasn't smoking in the car. I am not talking about cigarettes; I'm talking about the ganja. Bless his heart, he's got a job and is probably doing the best he can but to tell you the truth, all I could think of was that I wanted to drive up behind him in my motorized wheelchair with a gardem pruning shears and whack off those stupid pathetic looking braids
Certainly, no self respecting Rastafarian would be caught delivering pizza to a white man/woman.
Renae Clare

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